Back to normal...whatever that is.

Joy's home and feeling.....miserable. I feel bad for her. She is such a independant person she has trouble letting people help her. Dam woman! Thank you everyone that was helping us! I'm going to go train some BJJ tonight. I can't take being in this house for now. I need a break! My son is sick now and he is almost due to get his tonsil's out. When it rains , it pours.

Maybe coming home today!!!

After five days of poking and prodding, the doctors are thinking of releasing my honey! I can't wait. I have missed her like crazy. What am I gonna' do when she finally gets tired of me and my never ending antics? I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there. I am going to have to clean this place. Like a typical male, I didn't exactly "keep up" with the household chores. So, I'll clean today as soon as I know she is coming home. It won't be for another three or four hours, bare minimum. Thanks to all that have helped and supported us. The Gyno. says that we will be able to fix it with proper treatment. Diagnosis was a "clubbed fallopian tube". Whatever that means. I just care about the end result. I get my Joy back, and she isn't in pain. If that happens, I'm all good with the situation.

Back from surgery.

Ok, she's back and feeling like crap! The surgery was just a scope. They didn't find anything conclusive. They did confirm that there was no Pevic Inflamation. That is why the antibiotics where having little to no effect. I'm still in the same boat I was before. Worried sick about my Joy. Dammit, I just want her home. Tomorrow is the fifth day. This is the longest we have been apart in six years. Like that ole' cheezy ass Cinderella song says... Don't know what ya' got, till it's gone.

Surgery today.

So she has been diagnosed...somewhat. She has pelvic inflammatory , something or other. At any rate they are now going inside her to look with a scope. She has to be put under. I hate this. Why can't my loved one be ok? I'm very nervous right now. I have to wait for a bit to go to the hospital. The surgery is just now happening. I also have to take my children to the hospital with me, which is fun...... People have offered to watch them for me, which is great . It's nice to have such good friends. I don't feel comfortable with that. Not that I don't feel comfortable with my friends watching the kids, it's just that it is my job. I'm the dad. I don't mind someone watching the kids when the wife and I go out. That is great. When she is sick and in the hospital, I just want them with me. I feel like some of my life is already in peril. I'm such a sensitive person when it comes to my family. They're all I got.

I'm off to the hospital. Keep Joy in your prayers.

My loved one.

My wife is in the hospital. She has been having pains for a week or so. They thought it was a UTI. She did have an infection. They also did a CAT scan and found two sists on her ovaries. I'm very concerned. I don't want anything to happen to her. I love her so much. I wish I was a better husband and dad for her. She deserves the best. Seriously, if you know Joy then you will agree. She is the finest woman I have ever met. In my eyes, no one even comes close.

So say a little prayer for her if you would. Not a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Jewish or Catholic prayer. Just one from the heart.
Thanks

Nothing to post. Thought this was a funny sign.

My "rape" story.

So I was reading Toni's blog(link on right side) and she has a story about "Godzilla". It reminded me of a funny story about me when I thought I got raped. I shall share with you and you can jibe and poke fun as much as needed.

First, some background into my younger life. I am from a tiny town. Everyone knows everyone. If you are not from a small town you will not understand. In the town I'm from there were maybe six policemen. I knew them all very well as I used to get in trouble every other month. We were on a first name basis.

I go to a party and get entirely too drunk. I pass out on the floor. The next day my buddy calls me and tells me that Kim C. did some bad things to me while I was passed out. Now Kim C. is a person known for taking advantage of drunken idiots, like me. I ask what happened and he tells me that she gave me head in front of the entire gathering. She pulled my pants down and played with me in front of my friends. I'm instantly violated. Kim is a big beast of a woman with no good looking features to mention. She couldn't get laid unless she hooked up with one of those "chubby chaser" types.

So I get it into my head that it's a good idea to call the cops and ask if I can press charges for rape. I mean I was raped wasn't I? For some reason I just had to verify that men could be raped too. I was only 16 or so, what can I say? I get the officer on the phone. Instantly I know which guy it is. It's officer Waggner. He drives my school bus in the a.m. and has arrested me on a few occasions. I ask him if a guy can press charges for rape. I explain the situation to him. Careful not to mention that I'm underage and drunk. He says yea you can press charges and to come up to the station. I was about to hang up and he says.....Is this Nick? My dam jaw drops to the floor. I first try to deny it, but, then I know I'm busted. So being the good officer he is, he starts to tell me that I would have to get charges pressed on me for drinking underage after I fill out a police report stating that I was drunk. I say screw that and hang up the phone.

My buddy is at my house at the time. He is dyeing laughing. He can't contain himself. Turns out they all told each other, including Kim C., that they were going to tell me this story. Funny joke on me. Ha, fucking ha. Needless to say, I think that was one of the last times I passed out at a party. I shall never forgive those bastard "friends" of mine.

The mullet man, back by popular demand!

Since you peeps dug the first pic of the mullet man. I thought I would share two more. Hope you enjoy. I wish I could hang out and pass the bong to this guy. He seems very.......at peace with himself.

Diets suck. I love food....and miss it!

I have started dieting again. Man, I miss food. It's so good. Yeah , I hear ya. You can still eat good and diet. Yes, if you have never ending time and money. It costs so much to diet and have variety. It is also very hard when your the only person in your house on a diet. The wife and kids eat anything they want. There is sweets and temptations all over this house. I feel like I'm on the T.V. show , The Biggest Loser. I was at 225 lbs. Last week and have lost 5 lbs. already though. I have to get down to 195 lbs. or so. I wasn't meant to be this large.

I don't really want to be one of those dumb asses that waits until they are as big as a house to start dieting. I don't get those people, like you wake up and your 330 lbs. So, I'm heading off fatness at 225 lbs. before I get too large and in charge!

Mullet pop quiz !!

Can that still be considered a mullet if the "business in the front" has closed down?

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Semi or dump truck rant.

Semi truck drivers are total assholes. What the hell makes you so special? They have pushed me off the road more than once. They are so slow it's not even funny. Look asshole, I see you in that big piece of shit, I know your trying to turn. Guess what??? I don't give a f@#K!! I pulled up to my white line just like the law says. If that big monster is too much for you to handle turning, why should I try to back up or make my car do flip flops for you? It's YOUR problem Mr. Truck driver. YOUR the one trying to make money by driving that dam thing. You turn left, use both lanes, stay in both lanes so no one can pass, then, when someone honks or flips you off....you wonder why. Stupid drivers will be the death of me. I'll die of a heart attack or stroke from so much stress they give me.

Insane or just plain burnout....You make the call.

So, I'm sitting at the computer playing poker. The wife says she's going to bed and I need to tuck her in. No sexual ideas perv's, just say good night and cover her up. I'm a great husband (lol) so I do as I'm asked. I tuck her in, give her a kiss and then go back downstairs to resume my poker game on the web. The T.V. is playing in the background and I can hear it. Well, I start talking to my wife like she is right there. I mean I say like three things. I start to wonder why she isn't responding. What did I do now??? Then it hits me like a ton of "I'm a idiot" bricks. YOU just put her to bed you moron, why are you talking to her????

So I ask this question. Am I crazy and talking to myself or just a pot smoking, retard, burnout. I think I may suffer from the second option.

I am getting tired of the never ending rain.

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So, it has rained or snowed here for a month. I'm getting a little tired of it. I guess I need to quit whining. It just gets old to be wet all the time when you leave your house. Dam you cursed nature. To think of it nature has been a real bitch this year. Floods everywhere..snow in Texas and California. Did the recent earthquake really throw us off the axis line? I heard that. The Earth now is just a fraction different. Who knows? I don't. All I know is that I don't know nothing. That's it. My one and only thing that I know for certain. The longer I live the more things I find out about. Too bad you only get one shot at life. Can I get a "do over"???

Jesus loves you, even the crack smokin', killing, robbing and stealing people too.

Wasssup, you down for Jesus?

Played some poker today......and placed fifth!!

After six months I got to play some live action poker. It was so nice to be able to see my opponents. Online poker is terrible. Every hand is a monster. I did get lucky once and caught two running queens to win a huge pot. Better lucky than good!

What kind of music do you like? Stop, comment and tell me!

What kind of music do you listen to? I'm curious as to what my .5 readers listen to. I prefer urban/hip-hop/rap. I used to be a complete rock person. I play the bass and guitar. I was in many bands and played out a few times. I got burnt out on rock. I grew up listening to Slayer,Minor Threat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple pilots and Nirvana. I was a big Smashing Pumpkins fan, until they went stupid. I wonder what turned me away from rock? I'm not entirely away as I still listen to Phish, Blues traveler, Bob Marley and Sublime. When I say "rock" I mean anything with electric instruments. So don't get hung up and tell me how Bob Marley isn't rock.

What's in your six(or just name five cd's) disk changer???

1. Young Buck
2. Cypress Hill
3. Lloyd Banks
4. Obie Trice
5. Ludacris
6. Bob Marley

As a side note, as I was writing this post.......My son was watching Scooby Doo. It is one of the newer movies they show on Cartoon Network. They were just playing Phish as the music. Wow, that's different. Scooby Doo's makers must me shroom eatin', pot smoking FOOLS! .......it took me a long time to get back on the train!!!

Top Ten Signs Your Training in a McDojo.

By: Anonymous

1. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

2. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

3. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

4. It's a Korean art.

5. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

6. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

7. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

8. No one sweats.

9. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

10. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

Can I please have permission to kill these people? Please????

Sometimes, I can't believe how low humans will sink. I would kill these bastards and not think twice about it.

Criminals target tsunami victims
By Kate McGeown
BBC News Article

They have already survived an experience that most people can scarcely imagine. But the victims of the Asian tsunami now face a new danger - criminals and opportunists trying to cash in on their misfortune.

There are already reports of looting in many of the affected countries - with homes, shops and even dead bodies being targeted.

And in Sri Lanka, some of the disaster victims have allegedly been raped in refugee camps.

One of the most disturbing allegations is that criminal gangs are befriending children orphaned by the tsunami, and selling them to sex traffickers.

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Give me some bad ass guns and a license to kill. Any human that can profit or even try to from this, deserves death by torture. How can people be so terrible. I can't imagine doing these things under normal conditions, let alone taking advantage of the Tsunami. Makes me grit my teeth as I think about it.

Two movies this weekend. Incredibles and Meet the Fockers.

Great movie! The wife and kids loved it, as did I. Good family movie. We will probably be buying this one. It was about a family coming together to save the world. Typical story. Pixar does wonders though and makes a lot of good adult jokes to go with the child humor and action. Well worth your $$$ and time.


Very funny movie! Barbara and Dustin did a great job. Dustin is a great actor that is awesome at any role. There were a few "over the top" things. The "I'm watching you" bull with the kid is stupid. There were a few other parts that are all Hollywood. I would give this a good review though. Many funny parts. Some of them laugh out loud funny. You have to watch this one at least once!! Ben Stiller is great as always. Dam, Pam (Stillers on screen wife to be) looked very old. I don't know if she is on drugs or what, but she seems to be prematurely aging.

We made it!

Another year down in history. Hope to see you for many more! Happy and safe new year!!!