Top Ten Signs Your Training in a McDojo.

By: Anonymous

1. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

2. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

3. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

4. It's a Korean art.

5. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

6. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

7. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

8. No one sweats.

9. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

10. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"