Just another McDojo....

I read this today. The world doomed.

RE: WE ARE NOW LIVING IN THE FUTURE.

I jacked off watching hardcore porno on my cellphone. Cumfart Cocktails Vol.3 converted to a 240x160 mpeg4 file pretty quickly and looked pretty clear on the Treo 650's screen. Now I don't have to leave home without a few emergency pornos handy.

Tired of the Bengals.

I can't take much more. I hope they lose. In my area the Bengals are the #1 football team. The people are going crazy this year. You would think that they had already won the damn superbowl.

By the way....who dey...is the dumbest catch phrase I have ever heard, by far.

Racial Slurs

So, this is what I gather from various sources.
If your white, anyone can call you a racial slur at anytime, with nothing expected to offend.

If your black, then all racial slurs are taboo.

Some Asian people don't mind at all, in fact they are somewhat proud to be called a racial slur. For example, I have a Asian friend and if someone calls him a "chink", he's says, "Damn right".

I have recently become aware of a racial slur toward Italian Americans.

Guido = Gino. Italian immigrant that acts really tough and talks like someone out of Goodfellas/Godfather. Usually drives camaro/Iroc.

Guidette = Gina. Italian immigrant chick that has strangely waxed eyebrows, dresses very slutty and usually gains 80-100 pounds after marriage.

Learn something new everyday I guess.

Type the words "miserable failure" in the search engine GOOGLE.

Another bouncing story...

Out of 1500-2000 people we get a night, there is always the assholes that get too drunk and think they are bad asses.


Last night I throw this guy out for being a jerk and just general drunkeness. I ask him to go to the door and he puffs his cheast out. We guess what? That's all it takes for me. I'm not the cops. I'll kick your ass for acting stupid. I hip toss him and then pull him back up and start choking him to the door. He goes out. Nothing abnormal about that. I revive him and get him outside. I have nothing more to do with the guy...or so I think.

I'm dumping trash outside and guess who comes up and squares off with me. Mr. Asshole. I then take him down and punch him a few times. I hold him until security and the cops get there.

He started all of this. I don't understand the level of stupidity that runs through people.

I love MMA.TV.

It's the best site on the web. (Can you tell they un-banned me?)