You're fired!!

I just got fired from one of my bouncing jobs. Can you believe it? What a crock of shit. The manager fired me out of the blue. I choked some guy tonight and he saw it. He has told us not to choke anyone, but, guess what, I made 8 bucks an hour. I wasn't about to take any chances for that little amount of loot. I guess it's easy come, easy go. I'm going to try and find something else. We'll see how it goes. I 'll keep you informed.

The Shocker

two in the puss, one in the caboose

two in the magic, one in the tragic

2 in the bush 1 in the tush

2 in the grass, 1 in the ass.

2 in the canal, 1 in the anal

two in the snatch, one down the hatch

2 in the loose 1 in the caboose

two in the place, one in the ace

2 in the twat, 1 in the spot

2 happy... 1 crappy

two above the taint, one in the brown paint

two in the goo, on in the poo

Socom 2 is fun.

SOCOM II U.S. Navy Seals------------I love this damn game. I have been playing it for the last two to three years. Funny how time flies. I was thinking earlier about how fast life passes us by. I guess we just go through life busy with blinders on. So much so that we loose track of time. I have been a member of the same weightlifting gym for going on two years now. It feels like yesterday. Many other things have changed, if you have children then you know what I mean.

Kim Jong Il is so lonely.

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

Happy V day!!

Back to Judo.

I'm back training Judo. The word Judo means "gentle way". It is anything but gentle. If you don't believe me, visit your local Judo club and find out the meaning of pain. You get thrown over and over and over and over and over...In fact, the entire night consists of you getting the every loving shit tossed out of you.

Why do I do it? Hell I don't know. I work in a job that requires that I be trained. If I enjoyed getting my ass kicked at work then I wouldn't train at all. I can't deal with that so I put myself through rigorous training so that when drunk asshole wants to talk shit, I can slam dunk him on the concrete floor. That tends to take the fight right outta' people. Like my Judo teacher always says, when you have to hit someone, hit them with the biggest thing you can find, the Earth.

So now I'm off to Judo. I never feel older than when I'm done with practice. I spend the next two days recovering. I have the body of Greek gods, why does it not repair itself in a timely fashion? Maybe I need some more Flintstones vitamin's.

Ten million strooooong, and growing.

Okay....The scoop.

Damn. Here I thought I was going to get paid more with some special assignment. Wrong. All I did was walk around with my plain clothes on and bust underage drinkers. Boooring. Oh well, still got paid the same. I was kinda' disappointed, but, not too much. Money is money, ya' know?

I'm beat the hell up. I have trained so much this week I just can't take much more. I went to Judo Mon. night, MMA Tues. morning and Submission Grappling Tues. Night. Then trained last night and probably will stay and wrestle tonight. I don't know how much more my body can take. I feel so old sometimes. You only live once, right?

I can't wait until I can play some poker again. I played a little while ago and did quite well. I wish I could play more often. Too bad I have so many other things to do in life. The kids start soccer soon. That should be an adventure. I'll keep you informed.

Under cover

I'm now James Bond of the Red Cheetah. I'll explain more soon.