If only this was like the old west days.

In the old west, if someone pissed you off, you could just walk right up and punch the shit outta' them. No matter if it was a kid,woman or your horse. Too bad those days are gone. I would have liked to blast this dumb ass kid today. He had the low pants, the silly looking type where his ass is hanging out. To top that off, he's pulling on the front of them to keep them up. He is nearly exposing himself. Little fucker. I would have liked to just go and bitch slap him upside the head. Have more sense than that. I know the style is changed since I was a boy, but, that doesn't mean we want to see your ass, or your boxer shorts. Scum bag.

Some Illinois pictures.

Three Clarkson's

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The missing middle Clarkson, and his wife.

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Bruce and Brea riding it up!

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They loved the corn!

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Turkish Wrestlers Rock.

The Video

Turkish Wrestling

This sucks....I mean really sucks.

I go to the dentist today to get my tooth fixed. Well guess what. I can't get it fixed until I come up with $650. I even have insurance! Doesn't matter though, insurance only pays for half. FUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK I can't believe I have to walk around with this fucked up grill for however long it takes for me to get the loot. I really needed this. I mean with my cauliflower ears, big crooked nose and now the added bonus of having half a tooth, I'm a real knockout hot mofo.

Watch out ladies, I'm putting on my mullet wig and gonna' land me a giant fat lady who sits on her front porch smoking cigs all day!!!!

It's now official.......I'm from Hamilton. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

I have half a front tooth.

Today I'm sitting at the computer when I feel something in my mouth. I think, what the hell, I didn't put anything in my mouth. Well guess what. It's a dam cap I have on my front tooth. So now, I have half a tooth. I look really funny. I totally fit into my neighborhood now. All I need is the mullet and a beer in hand. I go to the Dentist tomorrow at 10:20am. I asked for the earliest appt. available. I don't have the best smile the way it is, however, it is much better with two full teeth.

Kids are crazy.

So, today my boys comes up to me and asks if we can go to the water park. Keep in mind we had just got back. I say no. He asks again, I say no. He then starts crying/whining and says "why". I tell him that we just got back.

At this point the conversation should have been over. He then starts whining and I whine back. He doubles up his fist and punches me right in the back. About that time, I throw my elbow and hit him right in the arm. He starts crying.

He can't see that he just whacked me and I whacked him back. The only thing he sees is me hitting him. He tells his mom that I hit him because I don't like him. Lmao, what a stinker. Someone has to teach him that hitting people five times his size is going to get him into some pain. I was just surprised that he hauled off and hit me. Kinda' made me proud. That's my boy!

If you could choose to get rid of one or the other...

So, I was thinking which I hate more. Pooping or shaving. They are two chores you have to do. You have no choice. I guess you can grow a beard, but I don't want that. So, if I had to choose between getting to not poop or shave, I would choose pooping. I hate it. It takes up time and is totally useless. Above all that , it smells and is gross. To bad we don't have another way to get rid of solid human waste. This is how we are with toliet paper.
An old post.

There was a family on the" we'll build you a new home in a week show". You know the one with the annoying guy and the bullhorn he uses to try and speed people up. That family had raw sewage leaking into their house. Imagine that.... Some nights it was so bad that they would go out and sleep in the van. *shudders* That would suck. If it rained they said it was beyond bad. I'm glad they got a new home. It's so nice when poor people get good things happen to them. Nothing worse than seeing the rich getting richer.

We need new porno's. I hate the way the boots are all reverbed out on the hard wood floor.

Just some thoughts...

Proverbs

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who eat prunes get good run for money.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

"A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." .

"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."

"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."

It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.

Summer days, havin' a blast....

So today I'm trying to think up something to do. I left my loot in the other car so, we can't really do anything that costs any money. Dammit!!! I was kinda' wanting to go to the water park today. I have to train tonight and I need something to occupy my time. If not I'll be smokin' down and then lose my motivation. I swear that's pot's only side effect. It should say on the baggy...*May make you lazy.

I guess we'll have to just play a game. Monopoly Jr. has been good for us lately. The kids are loving it. I don't care for it much as it's kinda' long and drawn out. The high point for the kids is getting me. They love to put me in the poor house. I guess It all goes back to beatin' up the parents. Lol, my little girl gets such squealing pleasure when I have to give her fake money. She's like, "Oh yea, I got you dad". It's funny.

Congrats LBD. That was impressive.

So I'm driving back from a hard days manual labor....Yes, I did work hard. I washed a friends dump truck by hand. Anyway, back to my story.

I'm on my way home and there is this little black dude on a bike. Henceforth this guy will be called LBD(little black dude). So, LBD is cruising on his bike with two fishing poles and a back pack. I assumed his bike had no brakes because he was dragging his feet like Fred Flintstone. We are approaching a big downward hill and I'm wondering how this little guy is gonna' negotiate this giant hill with two poles in one hand, the bike in the other, all while wearing a back pack, on a bike with no brakes, and dragging his feet.

Somehow, he did it. He was probably going around 30 miles per hour by the time he got to the bottom of the hill, but, he made it. I could envision the smoke coming off his shoes and him dancing around franticly looking for water. LBD coasted down the hill like it was nothing, however, I did glance over about midway down the hill and you could see the pure terror of not knowing whether or not your going to wreck or make it. The look on his face was great. When he reached the bottom of the hill his entire posture changed and now he was the coolest cat to grace the bicycle.

I guess it just reminded me of being a kid and the fearless things I used to do.

Anger and me, perfect bedfellows.

I'm pissed. My head hurts, my voice hurts. I scream, I yell, all for what? NOTHING. It's the first day of summer for the kids. Please god, oh please, don't let me motherfucking, son of a bitching, pole smoking lose my cool.

I'm trying to be civil. It is a very hard challenge when you have a five and seven year old running around creating chaos and carnage. They start this fine day off by breaking my mouse. Yes folks, breaking my mouse on my computer. How does one go about doing that? I have no fucking clue. The computer works perfect when they sit down, POOF, it's all fucked up when they leave.

So....No more computer for a bit for those two. I have no idea what they do to it. Brea actually admitted to slapping the screen. Now where she learned that, I have no idea. (Well, maybe a slight hint of who would do that.)

I think the Dr. Feelgood is calling my name. I shall go retreat in my serenity that is marijuana. It's my little slice of heaven. The silver bowl shouts out to me...Come put your lips on me and breath! All will be better. I wish I could believe that.

Back from Illinois.

We had a good time. I won't elaborate right now as I'm tired. We visited my grandma and grandpa. Very interesting trip indeed. Just wanted to say a special thanks to my car. I'm glad she made it. I think it needs a new thermostat now. She made it home and that's all I can ask! I'll give full details of our trip later.