Pirates kick Ninja's asses.

1: Ninjas are afraid of water. It's true. Ninjas are such wussies they are completely afraid of water. Hell, Ninjas don't even swim, nor take bathes. Not only are Pirates constantly exposed to water, but they also go into the oceans to wrestle sharks with like friggin tooth picks and a piece of rope. How many times have you seen a Ninja take on a shark? Never, because Ninjas are wussies.

2:The Height difference. Ninjas are short by nature. Ninjas are very short and can't ride bumper cars. Not only can pirates ride bumper cars but when they get on the track, every one knows their shit is about to get ruined. While the Ninja is brutally attacking a pirate's knee cap, the pirate can smoke his cobb pipe then slam his friggin hook through the Ninjas punk-ass eye ball.

3:Ninjas gotta train. Yes, Ninjas train for years to get those whackass skills that they have. A Pirate does not. From the day a pirate is born, he comes out with high boots and a razor sharp sword. At the age of 3 months a pirate has been know to lose his virginity and adopt a pirate vessel and crew. Ever hear of baby Ninjas ruining shit? No you don't, because they're wussies. Complaining all the time "My leg muscles are not developed enough to walk yet...boo whooo... I'm hungry boo whoo, I shit my self..boo whoo" You never hear a pirate complaining about accidentally crapping himself, because he does that shit on purpose.

4: Ancestral Worship. Ninjas are always praying to their ancestors, who supposedly were so great. Why don't pirates? Because Pirates ancestors aren't dead. Because they don't friggin suck. Never will you see a pirate crying over a loved one, like Ninjas do. Because they're not 4 foot punks who have mastered their grip on a chop stick. Pirates flat out know they are the shits and plan to ruin yours.

5: A movie about Pirates Vs Ninjas. There is no such movie, although one was proposed. In the proposed version the Ninjas beat the pirates, but every producer in the industry read the script and were like " yeah, as if a Ninja could ruin a pirates shit" because..face it..every one knows a Ninja is a wuss compared to a pirate. If a fight ever did break out, while the Ninja was swinging around his sword to show his skills like a dumbass, the pirate would shoot the Ninja right in the friggin holster. And this is why Pirates own your ass.

CCR

So I wanted to get a new CD. I have always like Credence Clearwater Revival. I have wanted their greatest hits for some time. Well, I stuffed my fat ass in my fat ass car and took a cruise over to the CD store. I purchased it and came home. It's now playing and I'm diggin' the shit outta' it. What a good choice. I think these songs are timeless. Back to jammin'.

Peace out nikkkkkaaa's. G'arrr!!

Old man...

I work in an 18 and up club. I'm a bouncer. We have a very strict dress code that we enforce. Well, some of the young people just don't like it. They feel they have to look like slobby thugs. Ok, whatever, not my problem.

I kick this guy out last night for his shirt that could fit me and another bouncer. He gets outside and tells the front door manager that "that old man" kicked me out. He was talking about me. Damn that little bastard. I realize that I have a beard and a balding head, but I'm not old. Not yet. I'm only 31. Talk about a kick to the balls.

The rest of the night I was like, man, I'm the old guy. I'm glad I don't try to talk to girls. You know I'd scare the hell outta' a little 18 year old fresh out of high school. I'd be the creepy old guy.

Don't come in the club again you little bastard. This old guy still has a lot of ass kickin' left in him. I'll bring my damn cane to work tonight. Maybe he'd like a ride on my walker?

My son......and his BALLET !!!!

I bought what I thought was going to be a cool gift for my daughter. Turns out my son loves it and the daughter hates it. The problem is, it's a kids ballet instructional. I know, don't worry. It's not a big deal and I agree. Still damn funny to see my boy dancing and singing with Bella Dancerella. He knows all the words and the dance moves. He practices.

I asked him what he liked, the girls, music or the songs. He said...I like it all! Funny. I'm hoping he's just digging chicks in leotards. (crosses fingers)

Interesting read about a serial killer.

I was born with the devil in me. I could not help the fact that I was a murderer, no more than the poet can help the inspiration to sing -- I was born with the "Evil One" standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into the world, and he has been with me since.
H.H. HOLMES


This guy was a crazy fuck. I can't believe the things he did. I wonder why god would let people like this exist. If we are all children of god, and he is all knowing, how can he let shit like this go on?

My fight predictions.

Well, I got six outta' eight correct. I really need to start betting on these fights. I follow the sport like some guys do football. I'm a fanatic. I could probably make some real loot if I were to bet. I almost always get them right. I missed two on this card, but, two out of eight isn't bad. I would have made money.

Free fights on Spike T.V. tomorrow!

Tim Sylvia (263) vs. Assuerio Silva (236)
James Irvin (204) vs. Stephan Bonnar (205)
Drew Fickett (169.5) vs. Josh Burkman (170.5)
Chris Leben (185.5) vs. Jorge Rivera (184) vs
Melvin Guillard (168) vs. Josh Neer (170)
Duane “Bang” Ludwig (171) vs. Jonathan Goulet (169.5)
Aaron Riley (169.5) vs. Spencer Fisher (169)
Alex Karalexis (171) vs. Jason Von Flue (170)

I'm going to try and pick the winners. Let's see how I do.

Tim Sylvia
Stephan Bonnar
Josh Burkman
Jorge Rivera
Josh Neer
Duane "Bang" Ludwig
Aaron Riley
Alex Karalexis

I'll let ya' know if I should be giving out MMA betting information!

Should I be offended?

So, I kick black guys out all the time. It's my job. They don't want to follow the dress code and our mang. has me kick them out.

The only thing I wish they would stop doing is calling me "nigga". I don't get it. I got called this at least five times last night. I'm a white guy with a shaved head. I'm also 32 years old.

I guess I just don't understand the terminology. If someone can explain this I would be very interested.

Just for the record. I'm neither "nigga" or your "nigga". Maybe calling me "nicka" would be better since my first name is nick?

Quote

"Nature is cruel, therefore, we are also entitled to be cruel..."


As humans don't we have to rise above nature? We have the thought process which gives us abilities that animals don't. If you ask me, humans are the cruelest of god's creatures.

People of the past.

So, I was messing around the other day and came across someone that I used to be friends with. It turns out, I still am!! Nat used to live down the road from me. I like her a lot and thought she was very cool.

Well, people grow up and find different paths. That's how life works. I never thought I would hear from her again until I got her email. I emailed her a letter and she answered back. Guess what??? She didn't hate me. Most people from my past don't like me at all. I was quite a little bastardo in my youth.

Nat is married and living in Cali. Good for her! I love it when I get back with someone that I used to know. I feel like only a few people on earth can realize and relate to the shit hole place I come from. I hope that we can correspond for sometime and get to know each other again.

Never ceases to amaze me when I hear about the people from my past. Their lives can be very similar to mine. As long as we all escaped Sullivan, IL...It was like a black hole. That town sucked my will to live. I'm glad we are free!!!

No more pot.

I stopped smoking weed six days ago. I did this as a choice that I had to make. My lungs were giving me problems and I want to make my training more intense. Give me strength god, I need it.

RIP Mr. Stranger.

Holy shit...I'm still wiggin' out.

I hear my mang. say that this guys out and to get the cops. I do and we go in. They are doing CPR on the guy.

He is blue as hell with a face white as a ghost. They try CPR until the squad gets there. Then they use the defribulator on him. You know, the thing that shocks the heart. That doesn't work.

Then, they get a big ass needle out and inject him with what I would assume was adrenilin. No luck. Nothing works. They cart his lifeless body off.

I pray for his family.

The guy was born in 1979. Some of his friends said that he has had blood pressure problems in the past. People that were around him said that he just fell out and busted his head on the ground. There was no blood externally.

All I could think was....If someone was to bring a gun in, that could be one of us (the bouncers) laying there, dead.

Sure makes me value my life when I see shit like this go down.

Jesus 'healed using cannabis'

Duncan Campbell in Los Angeles Monday January 6, 2003 The Guardian

Jesus w as almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.

The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine, High Times, entitled Was Jesus a Stoner? The incense used by Jesus in ceremonies also contained a cannabis extract, suggests Mr Bennett, who quotes scholars to back his claims.

Article continues "There can be little doubt about a role for cannabis in Judaic religion," Carl Ruck, professor of classical mythology at Boston University said.

Referring to the existence of cannabis in anointing oils used in ceremonies, he added: "Obviously the easy availability and long-established tradition of cannabis in early Judaism _ would inevitably have included it in the [Christian] mixtures."

Mr Bennett suggests those anointed with the oils used by Jesus were "literally drenched in this potent mixture _ Although most modern people choose to smoke or eat pot, when its active ingredients are transferred into an oil-based carrier, it can also be absorbed through the skin".

Quoting the New Testament, Mr Bennett argues that Jesus anointed his disciples with the oil and encouraged them to do the same with other followers. This could have been responsible for healing eye and skin diseases referred to in the Gospels.

"If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil _ and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ," Mr Bennett concludes.

2006

Another year. Here we go. It's crazy how the years go so damn fast now that I'm older. Time used to stand still when I was a youngster. I can remember spending night after night at the old cemetery drinking and telling tall tales. Those were the days.

I used to have a best friend. Now, I still have best friends, however, this guy was one of the people that you meet in your life that you can really relate to. He did a dick tuck and went back to mummy's wing. After that, he had the nerve to say that I was "bringing him down". So, that was the end of our friendship. I'd like to smack the fuck outta' his face just for being that way. I miss hanging out.

This year I have made the choice to try and change a few things about me. One, I'm tired of being over weight. Now I'm not fat by any means, don't get me wrong. It's just that I have a little belly and I shouldn't. I train like a mad man and it will go away, with proper diet. You'll see, I'm gonna' be beach ready by this summer!!

One of the other things that I will change is this... If I can let it slide, then let it be. That's my mantra. If you can let it slide, then let it. I say that over and over to myself. Don't let the little things get to ya. If they truly don't matter, then don't give a fuck about it. This is a work in progress and I'll let ya' know how it goes.