Follow gun safety please.

Just don't be a dunce on gun safety. Before you shoot, always look down the barrel for obstructions. Slightly depress the trigger and make sure you can see daylight.

Now this is a shitty job.

this wasnt in my 20's, but when I was 15, I was THE NOID---yes, the character form the Domino's Pizza commercials. I had to stand on a busy corner in thatbig fuzzy fucking costume sweating my balls off, waving a banner to the stopped cars at the red light.

I was fired when a Jeep full of "big Kids" stopped, and made a rude comment, asking "hey fag, where's the pepperoni?" Well, here I am in this RIDICULOUS costume, with a big white Mickey Mouse hand, and I grab my nuts. Those fuckers chased me into the store and beat my ass through the costume. My asshole manager fired me. It really sucked.

---Rumblefish from MMA.TV

WHY??? And who buys this shit?

I got jokes!

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 100 million people very happy.

Mercenaries anyone?

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I laughed.

A guy walks into his bedroom with a duck under his arm, where his wife is lying in the bed. He says "Here's the pig I've been fucking".

She says "that's not a pig".

He says "I was talking to the duck".

This is too true.

"Human beings are mostly assholes, however evolution has made us this way. People will always talk shit behind your back to try and enhance their own status in the pecking order of your peer group. IN truth we have not advanced that much beyond poultry."-Flopsy Bunny

I didn't know this.

Led Zepplen has ripped of so many people. I had no idea. Did you?


# "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" - A folk song by Anne Bredon, this was originally credited as "traditional, arranged by Jimmy Page," then "words and music by Jimmy Page," and then, following legal action, "Bredon/Page/Plant."

# "Black Mountain Side" - uncredited version of a traditional folk tune previously recorded by Bert Jansch.

# "Bring It On Home" - the first section is an uncredited cover of the Willie Dixon tune (as performed by the imposter Sonny Boy Williamson).

# "Communication Breakdown" - apparently derived from Eddie Cochran's "Nervous Breakdown."

# "Custard Pie" - uncredited cover of Bukka White's "Shake 'Em On Down," with lyrics from Sleepy John Estes's "Drop Down Daddy."

# "Dazed And Confused" - uncredited cover of the Jake Holmes song (see The Above Ground Sound Of Jake Holmes).

# "Hats Off To (Roy) Harper" - uncredited version of Bukka White's "Shake 'Em On Down."

# "How Many More Times" - Part one is an uncredited cover of the Howlin' Wolf song (available on numerous compilations). Part two is an uncredited cover of Albert King's "The Hunter."

# "In My Time Of Dying" - uncredited cover of the traditional song (as heard on Bob Dylan's debut).

# "The Lemon Song" - uncredited cover of Howlin' Wolf's "Killing Floor" - Wolf's publisher sued Zeppelin in the early 70s and settled out of court.

# "Moby Dick" - written and first recorded by Sleepy John Estes under the title "The Girl I Love," and later covered by Bobby Parker.

# "Nobody's Fault But Mine" - uncredited cover of the Blind Willie Johnson blues.

# "Since I've Been Lovin' You" - lyrics are the same as Moby Grape's "Never," though the music isn't similar.

# "Stairway To Heaven" - the main guitar line is apparently from "Taurus" by Spirit.

# "White Summer" - uncredited cover of Davey Graham's "She Moved Through The Fair."

# "Whole Lotta Love" - lyrics are from the Willie Dixon blues "You Need Love."

I have nothing to post.

I'm fucking bored and have nothing to say. I'm typing about nothing. You know what is even worse than that though? You're gonna' sit right there and read all this shit. In the end, you're going to curse me for wasting your time. That is the only reason I'm typing right now. I feel like you need a break, so, by all means. Waste a little time right here. We can talk about the weather or your latest escapade. Just let me know what you like to chat about. Me, I have nothing. I told you that in the beginning so don't blame me for fucking around this entire time.

Sometimes, I look at this blog and wonder why the hell I'm even here. Not in the cosmic sense of why are we here, more of the feeling of why do I keep wasting my time (and yours) with a bunch of endless bullshit. The answer, I get bored and so do you. So together we shall sit here day after day and read my type. Just you and I. In the end, we will be no better nor worse. Even Steven. Yin Yang. And so the cycle continues....

Here's a funny fight story.

I worked as a bouncer at a strip club when I was in law school, and one night I saw our head bouncer get KTFO by our feature dancer.

She and her new boyfriend were having a pretty wild argument on the sidewalk when our fearless leader came charging out the front door, pushed me aside, took three big steps and caved the guy's cheek in with a right hand sucker punch.

Needless to say, Candi (or Buffy, or Bambi, or whatever the fuck she called herself) was not amused and slapped Wild Willie (yes, that was his name) across the face. He, in turn, spit in her face, prompting her to throw a left uppercut that clipped Willie right under the chin and knocked him cold.

With both of them lying on the sidewalk, she simply turned around and hopped into a cab. As it was pulling away from the club, she rolled down the window and yelled, "Tae-Bo, bee-yatch!!!"

-Molson Muscles

My "good" knee

So, I'm at Judo last night. We are doing takedowns, you know, sparring. I go for a throw and I hear and feel a loud pop. Great. I knew what it was. My other knee. I have already had surgery on my right knee. I guess it's my left's turn.

I don't understand why my knees are so brittle. I'm very strong in the upper body and legs. Why did my knees get the shaft? Oh well, I will survive. Mark my words, I will be back on the mat. If I have to duct tape my legs together, I'll be on the mat. I don't care what it takes. Life is not going to rob me of one of my joys.

DAMMIT, I sure hope I don't have to have surgery on the left one. We'll see. I'm going to the Dr. soon.

Gas prices.

I'm so tired of the utility company charging and arm and a leg for me to heat my home. This month they charged us $200 for natural gas. MOTHERFUCKER that's high. It makes our overall bill around 300, which is too much. I'll be glad when summer gets here. The air conditioner doesn't take near as much money to run.

Sorry, I have to have heat. My bad. I get cold when it's ball freezing outside. I guess we need some form of heat that doesn't cost as much. I have no idea what that is, I just know we need it.

I don't think my wifey will let us have a kerosene heater. She has a baby brother and her dad left the Kerosene heater on for too long and choked the boy to death. They lived in a small ass place and I guess the boy suffocated. Sad story really. So, she isn't having a Kerosene heater. I can't say I blame her.

I'll have to think of something.

On a side note. I'm thinking about becoming a corrections officer. I stopped smoking weed so it's really become a option. The only training or schooling I have in life is on how to control people physically. Well, that doesn't come into play much with your everyday life jobs.

I have a few buddies that already work at the county jail and they say that they could get me on fairly easy. I hope so. I think it would be a nice fit for me. I'll let you all know how it goes. Time will tell.

New Job

So, I'm working downtown now. I worked one night a week, however, I'm now working three. I'll make more money in those three nights than I did in two weekends at the job I got fired from.

In a way, I'm glad I got fired. Now I can make some more loot and not have to deal with he bullshit that is Metropolis. I hated that club and it's bullshit rules anyway. They wouldn't let you do your job and they always tried to make me kick out black people that didn't deserve it.

They had a policy, if you were black, find a reason to kick you out. Well, that shit isn't fair. I'm not really a fan of the African Americans, but that doesn't mean that I think they should be treated differently. I have a few black friends and if they knew of this they would be disappointed in me.

I'm glad it's over. The mang. keeps telling one of the other employees that I'll call and apologize for the things I said to him. Yea right. Dream on. I called him a two faced bitch and a few other things. I wanted him to get red with me so I could beat his ass. It didn't work. It's gonna' be a cold day in hell before I apologize to that two faced prick.

If any of you know me, You know how long I can hold a grudge. Hell, I didn't talk to my father for over 13 years because he pissed me off. This prick mang. is going to be dead to me for at least two decades.