Here's a funny fight story.

I worked as a bouncer at a strip club when I was in law school, and one night I saw our head bouncer get KTFO by our feature dancer.

She and her new boyfriend were having a pretty wild argument on the sidewalk when our fearless leader came charging out the front door, pushed me aside, took three big steps and caved the guy's cheek in with a right hand sucker punch.

Needless to say, Candi (or Buffy, or Bambi, or whatever the fuck she called herself) was not amused and slapped Wild Willie (yes, that was his name) across the face. He, in turn, spit in her face, prompting her to throw a left uppercut that clipped Willie right under the chin and knocked him cold.

With both of them lying on the sidewalk, she simply turned around and hopped into a cab. As it was pulling away from the club, she rolled down the window and yelled, "Tae-Bo, bee-yatch!!!"

-Molson Muscles