The Shocker

two in the puss, one in the caboose

two in the magic, one in the tragic

2 in the bush 1 in the tush

2 in the grass, 1 in the ass.

2 in the canal, 1 in the anal

two in the snatch, one down the hatch

2 in the loose 1 in the caboose

two in the place, one in the ace

2 in the twat, 1 in the spot

2 happy... 1 crappy

two above the taint, one in the brown paint

two in the goo, on in the poo