Pirates kick Ninja's asses.
1: Ninjas are afraid of water. It's true. Ninjas are such wussies they are completely afraid of water. Hell, Ninjas don't even swim, nor take bathes. Not only are Pirates constantly exposed to water, but they also go into the oceans to wrestle sharks with like friggin tooth picks and a piece of rope. How many times have you seen a Ninja take on a shark? Never, because Ninjas are wussies.
2:The Height difference. Ninjas are short by nature. Ninjas are very short and can't ride bumper cars. Not only can pirates ride bumper cars but when they get on the track, every one knows their shit is about to get ruined. While the Ninja is brutally attacking a pirate's knee cap, the pirate can smoke his cobb pipe then slam his friggin hook through the Ninjas punk-ass eye ball.
3:Ninjas gotta train. Yes, Ninjas train for years to get those whackass skills that they have. A Pirate does not. From the day a pirate is born, he comes out with high boots and a razor sharp sword. At the age of 3 months a pirate has been know to lose his virginity and adopt a pirate vessel and crew. Ever hear of baby Ninjas ruining shit? No you don't, because they're wussies. Complaining all the time "My leg muscles are not developed enough to walk yet...boo whooo... I'm hungry boo whoo, I shit my self..boo whoo" You never hear a pirate complaining about accidentally crapping himself, because he does that shit on purpose.
4: Ancestral Worship. Ninjas are always praying to their ancestors, who supposedly were so great. Why don't pirates? Because Pirates ancestors aren't dead. Because they don't friggin suck. Never will you see a pirate crying over a loved one, like Ninjas do. Because they're not 4 foot punks who have mastered their grip on a chop stick. Pirates flat out know they are the shits and plan to ruin yours.
5: A movie about Pirates Vs Ninjas. There is no such movie, although one was proposed. In the proposed version the Ninjas beat the pirates, but every producer in the industry read the script and were like " yeah, as if a Ninja could ruin a pirates shit" because..face it..every one knows a Ninja is a wuss compared to a pirate. If a fight ever did break out, while the Ninja was swinging around his sword to show his skills like a dumbass, the pirate would shoot the Ninja right in the friggin holster. And this is why Pirates own your ass.
2:The Height difference. Ninjas are short by nature. Ninjas are very short and can't ride bumper cars. Not only can pirates ride bumper cars but when they get on the track, every one knows their shit is about to get ruined. While the Ninja is brutally attacking a pirate's knee cap, the pirate can smoke his cobb pipe then slam his friggin hook through the Ninjas punk-ass eye ball.
3:Ninjas gotta train. Yes, Ninjas train for years to get those whackass skills that they have. A Pirate does not. From the day a pirate is born, he comes out with high boots and a razor sharp sword. At the age of 3 months a pirate has been know to lose his virginity and adopt a pirate vessel and crew. Ever hear of baby Ninjas ruining shit? No you don't, because they're wussies. Complaining all the time "My leg muscles are not developed enough to walk yet...boo whooo... I'm hungry boo whoo, I shit my self..boo whoo" You never hear a pirate complaining about accidentally crapping himself, because he does that shit on purpose.
4: Ancestral Worship. Ninjas are always praying to their ancestors, who supposedly were so great. Why don't pirates? Because Pirates ancestors aren't dead. Because they don't friggin suck. Never will you see a pirate crying over a loved one, like Ninjas do. Because they're not 4 foot punks who have mastered their grip on a chop stick. Pirates flat out know they are the shits and plan to ruin yours.
5: A movie about Pirates Vs Ninjas. There is no such movie, although one was proposed. In the proposed version the Ninjas beat the pirates, but every producer in the industry read the script and were like " yeah, as if a Ninja could ruin a pirates shit" because..face it..every one knows a Ninja is a wuss compared to a pirate. If a fight ever did break out, while the Ninja was swinging around his sword to show his skills like a dumbass, the pirate would shoot the Ninja right in the friggin holster. And this is why Pirates own your ass.
posted by Ronald McDojo at 11:38 AM
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OMG Nick, that was great. It had me rolling!!!!
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