The slow, old lady who has to pay exact change.
You know that lady. I think we all do. Your in line. You have five things. You think, this shouldn't take long. Well now your in line behind her. She has coupons. She doesn't have cash so she will write a check. Need to see I.D. Oh, sign here. Fill this out.
Don't you know your going shopping? Get some fuckin' cash woman. Dammit, I don't want to stand in line behind you while you write a check, buy lottery tickets, cash in your coupons, or count you dam pennies in the bottom of your purse so that you have exact change. Stop being a asshole.
Oh and since I'm on the subject of assholes. One day, I will beat the shit out of the lady that flies in and out of the school parking lot. People are there picking up kids. You bitch, slow down. Kids are dumb. They don't pay attention. It's up to the adults to make sure everyone's kid stays safe. Use a goddam watch and stop being a idiot. It's your fault your late, don't speed near the school.
Don't you know your going shopping? Get some fuckin' cash woman. Dammit, I don't want to stand in line behind you while you write a check, buy lottery tickets, cash in your coupons, or count you dam pennies in the bottom of your purse so that you have exact change. Stop being a asshole.
Oh and since I'm on the subject of assholes. One day, I will beat the shit out of the lady that flies in and out of the school parking lot. People are there picking up kids. You bitch, slow down. Kids are dumb. They don't pay attention. It's up to the adults to make sure everyone's kid stays safe. Use a goddam watch and stop being a idiot. It's your fault your late, don't speed near the school.
posted by Ronald McDojo at 10:29 PM
2 Comments:
Word up, McDojo. Those school zone speeders are probably the same people who park in a handicap spot so they don't have to walk 30 yards to get into the store. I saw a cop checking handicap parkers for their little tags the other day and I fainted right there on the spot. It's about time they put down the donuts and did something! They should really crack down on school zone speeders and fine them until their asses hurt.
If only I wouldn't get in trouble for being mean to people. You know just a little wrist lock to move em' along. Friendly little choke, just to say "Hey, please stop pissing me off, thanks."
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