Why do people still have mullets??? It's 2004 going on 2005 Wake up!!

Can you believe people still have mullets in this day and age? I mean, don't you know your sporting a out of date hair do? I guess it must be the area I live in. Female mullets are the worst. They think they have a style......look, if your hair is short on top, short on sides and long in back, you got a MULLET. Why do lesbians like this hair cut? I have noticed a rather large amount of them in pictures having the mullet. Maybe it helps, how should I know? If I were to grow a mullet, I would have a "skullet". Like Hulk Hogan. I'm partially bald so, I couldn't grow a proper mullet. It's a pity too, as I would blend in with all my REDNECK townsfolk. (This post made after seeing at least 6 mullets while out shopping.)