What do you think? Should I go with some new TEEF?

I was thinking about getting me some teef. Seems to be a new trend in fashion. Don't you think they would look really good with my giant "pork chop" sideburns?. It might kind of off set my big ears and fat nose. What do you people think? I could use a new grill, right? Check out their website XXXTEETH.

Let me know if you want to sponsor my new grill. I'm looking forward to your contributions.