The son and his tummy ache.

So, my boy comes downstairs last night after I tell him to go to bed. He is complaining of his belly hurting. At first I think it may be heart burn. I give him a Tums. I wait a few mins. It still doesn't stop. He is almost doubled over. I'm starting to get worried. I give him another Tums. He is still totally complaining about his tummy is hurting. I tell him to go upstairs and lay on the bed. I'm trying to let the Tums kick in. He does and in less than a min. I hear him run to the bathroom. He then proceeds to let loose the most vicious poop. His butt explodes like a friggin' fouth of July fireworks extravaganza. I laugh so hard that I almost cry. The poor boy was almost doubled up in pain because he needed a poo. Too funny. After he was done he gave a big sigh. I asked him if his tummy still hurt. He said, "Nope, I feel better now".

I thought to myself, I bet you do!!